My new favorite joke about pirates

So, a pirate walks into a bar. He's regaled in complete pirate outfit with a parrot on his shoulder, the eyepatch, a gold tooth, and a hook for a hand. The only thing he was missing was a pirate hat. Instead, he had a folded paper towel on his head. After he'd tossed a few ales back, the barman said, "I gotta ask - why don't you have a pirate hat?"

The pirate replied, "Arrr, haven't ya hearrrd? Thar's a Bounty on me head!"

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Is this like the Artist, Formerly Known as Prince?